Based on a true story.

(Spoiler Alert: I was played by YUGO in this story)
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Yuri: YO! YO! MAN! SINCE- UUUUU ABRIDGE DEATH  NOTE YESTERDAY, DO FUCKING ONE DICK!
YUGO: Wha-?
Yuzu: Lol...
Yuya: Tbh nothing can top Tokyo ghoul...
(yes, I abridge/ sorta/ anime whenever it's lunch time in school)
Yugo: .....
~~Story time! With- HEY CAN YUGO AWAY! PERVERT!~~~
TODAYS EPISDOE: ALL OF SEASON 10 CUZ THATS ALL I EVER WATCHED!
Luffa: LOL I LOVE BARRELS M8! LOLHOHO! PIRATE TALK IS FUCKING AWESOME M8
SalNami (get it?): YO! MONKEY D.ICK LUSTY! GET THE FUCK BACK
HERE! ZORA NEEDS HELPED!
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Sora: Wait, why am I in this story?
Yugo: NOT U! ZORA FROM LEGEND OF ZELDA DUMBASS!
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Zora: ALL HAIL KING PLANKTON!
(Get the reference?  From the sponge bitch movie?)
Sanjay: LOL IVE BEEN SMOKING SINCE SEASON ONE AND IM TOTALLY K!
Smokey the Bear: Really Nigga...
Sanjay: >:( CASH ME OUSSIDE HOW BOUT DAT?
Smokey: Sorry I have no money...
ZORA: LOOOOL
Lola: HEY LINCOLN! GET HERE WITH UR SISTERS! we'RE GONNA DIE!
Lori: FUCK U!
Lola: WELL I HOPE U SURVIVE THIS SEASONS BULLSHIT! NOT!
Paw Patrol: LOL I EAT PAY FRUIT!
Lusty: TBH M8, IM STILL WAITING FOR THE DICK-DICK CONDOM FRUIT TO BE INTRODUCED...
Paw Patrol: U KILLED THE SHADOW GUY! I EAT U!
(This isn't funny right? Usually if it is I'll laugh but... I'm not now :/ So... It's totally not funny)
Lusty: Oh HELL NAW WAIT! REWIND! WE NEED TO DEFEAT SOEM MOTHER FUCKING ZOMBIE SEGA SHIT FIRST!
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Whore (Actual name is Oar XD): SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME-
Papyrus: WHALES!
Guy with three chins: I WEAR SPEEDOS EVERY DAY :3 I SO DOPE
Whore: dumbass
* one second later*
Everyone: DED!
Whore: >:D
Lusty: OI M8! IM BLU (Da be dee dab me die!) AND HULK!
Lusty: AND WE SUPER POWERED RUBBER CONDOMS!
Whore:.... Instead of taking ur shadow I should have taken UR soul too....
Lusty: ONE PUNCH MAN POWERS! *punches Whore*
Whore: *dies*
Lola: FUCK YEAH!
Pirates: WII C LIGHT! WOOOOOO!
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Yugo: NOW THATS UR GOOD NIGHT STORY SONU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP -_-
Yuya: That was fucking bullshit....
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Does anyone want me to do more?
I was just real lazy and I said I would update this book everyday.
I'll do a good version of Death Note next if y'all liked
Earlier I thought of so many good jokes but now I forgot them....