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Requester: No one

Word Count: 2074

Warnings: Hints at reoccurring nightmare(s), swearing, caps, some yelling, crying, sharp objects, blood, gore, stabbing, murder, and me possibly being bad at some japanese culture-

Main Ship: Yandere!Seán Aishi X Mark/Septiplier

Other Ships: Ayano Aishi X Taro, Slight Mark X Ethan/Crankiplier, Tyler X Ethan/Tythan

Key: Nothing

Context/Setting: Ayano and Seán Aishi are siblings, both growing up with Yandere mother, both falling in love with a boy, crushed on by many.

Author/Reader insert?: Yes, author insert, I'm Info~Chan's brother
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Seán's POV

I can't feel anything... I always had to fake my emotions, feelings, interests, just so I didn't get picked on. Even if it didn't... no couldn't bother me. But then... I met... this boy. He has black hair, glasses, and he's just so... perfect. He's the only person who has actually been able to make me feel things, but... Someone has been trying to take him from me. I must stop them.

I wake up because of my phone going off, I've received a text message. 'Unknown Number'. Wow, not suspicious at all. But eh, what do I have to lose? I look at the message, it's an image of a certain blue-haired classmate... Ethan Nestor. The guy that's trying to take Senpai. 'Who is this?' I message. 'The person in the picture or me?' They message back, so this isn't Nestor. 'You.' I message back. 'Just refer to me as Info~Kun or Info~San! My name isn't relevant, same as my sister, who sent a picture of Najimi~Chan to your sister, Ayano~Chan.' They message back.

What the fuck? Who is this person? Who is their sister? How do they know my sister? 'Don't worry, my sister and i are here to help you, Seán~Kun.' They say again. 'What do you mean? With what?' Seán asks. 'Getting Fishbach~Kun to yourself~' 'Info~Kun' responds. '...I'm listening.' I respond. 'Well, you'll have to listen in person. Both you and your sister meet outside the Info Club room when you get to school.' They say. 'What do you get out of this?' I ask. 'I still have questions!' 'See you at school!' They reply.

I quickly get out of bed and ready. I need to do this. Even if it's just a prank, what do I have to lose? My life? I open my door, Ayano is standing in the hall. "Did someone text you? Info~...Kun?" She asks. "Yeah. Did an... Info~Chan text you?" I ask. She nods her head. "We should get going, so we can get to the Info Club on time." She says, finishing her toast. "Seán! Don't forget your toast!" Mum yells from downstairs. "I won't!" I yell back. "Let's go." I say, walking past Ayano. She walks beside me. "Here's your breakfast, Seán!" Mum says, handing me a slice of toast with butter on it. "Thanks, Mum." I say, stuffing the toast in my mouth, grabbing my backpack and walk to school with Ayano.

Mark's POV

"Maark! You're late again!" Ethan~Kun whines. "Yeah, yeah, I know. I forgot to set my alarm." I reply, it's a thing I often forget to do. "Does Akademi High look like middle school to you?!" He asks. "Hmmmm, yes!" I reply, jokingly. "You baka!" Ethan~Kun yells. I chuckle, knowing he doesn't mean any insult he throws at me. He wouldn't hang out with me ever since Primary School if he did. "Hey... Mark, do you ever have weird dreams, that are borderline nightmares?" Ethan~Kun asks. "Ummm sometimes, not really though. Do you?" I ask him. "Yeah, I have this reoccurring one, where someone sabotages the computer I play at... and I get electrified..." He said something way more scary than I thought he would.

"Maybe I should stop playing video games..." He says, slightly sad. "Because a nightmare? You should be fine Ethan~Kun!" I reassure him. "Actually, yeah! You're right for once!" "Hey!" "I'm not going to stop playing video games because of a shitty nightmare!"

I feel like someone is watching us...

Seán's POV

"Seán?" ..... "Seán!" I snap out of my thoughts and look away from Mark~Senpai. "Y-yeah, sis?" I look at Ayano. Her voice turns to a whisper. "Is that Fishback~Kun?" She asks. "How do ye know about him?" I ask her. "Info~Chan mentioned him briefly... something to do with you..." She says, elbowing my arm. I blush slightly and stare at him again. "Haha... yeah..." I reply.

*Time Skip to outside the Info Club*

Ayano knocks on the door to the Info Club. There was silence for a moment. "Aishis?" A feminine voice asks. "That's us." We say simultaneously. "Come in..." A slightly deeper feminine voice says. We hear the door click, and Ayano grabs the handle and walks in, me following after.

The room is dark, but we can see two shadowy figures, one with glasses, the other seems to be wearing some sort of beanie or hat.

"Glad you two came, we need you to get rid of Osana Najimi and Ethan Nestor." "WHAT?!" I yell. "Shhhh shhh, please, keep calm and tone it down." The shorter figure says. "We don't mean murder, at least not for Nestor~Kun... let me explain... we both hate Najimi~Chan and we would like you to get rid of her, she's planning to confess to Yamada~Kun on Friday, under the Cherry Blossom Tree!" They say. "What does she have to do with Seán?" Ayano asks.

"Nothing really~! But Nestor~Kun does indeed like Fishbach~Kun!" The taller figure says. "If you really want to murder Nestor~Kun... be my guest! But for Najimi~Chan, our preference is that you kill her." She continues. "They both hang out with someone almost the entire day. Either your Senpai... or their friend. Both of their friends have incredible strength, neither of them are worth the risk of fighting. So here's some information on them.

      After she gave us information, we both immediately went to do what we need to do. Apparently this guy name Tyler Scheid likes Nestor... maybe I could find a way to make him confess to him, then I can Mark~Senpai to myself!

      I watch both of them, pretending to just be sitting around. "H-hey, Nestor~Kun, what's uhhh your type?" An unfamiliar voice says nearby, I notice Mark sitting on a bench on his own, who is talking to Nestor? "Oh I- why- why should you care?!" Nestor replies. "I- I was just wondering, because I know you and Fish-" "SSHHH!" Nestor shushes the other boy. "Scheid~Kun! He's right over there!" Scheid? I should've known, the Info Siblings said Nestor typically only hangs put with Mark~Senpai and Scheid.

      "S-sorry! I was just wondering... you've known each other for a while... I was wondering if that's more of what attracted you to him..." Scheid says, slightly sad, is Nestor that oblivious? "I- I- ...well... maybe a bit of both..." Then I sit there, having to listen to Nestor list things that he likes about Mark~Senpai. A good enough bit of those things are things that apply to Scheid, so all I have to do, is meet with Scheid.

      While I was listening I was writing a note to put in Scheid's locker. 'Hey, can you please meet me behind the school around 9:00? I want to talk about someone.' I get up and look for his locker.

      "Seán?" I hear my sister's voice. She was walking out of the school courtyard. "Hey, I need a favor, can you tell Scheid that someone put a note in his locker." I ask her. "Yeah. I can do that." She says. "Thanks sis!" I say, genuinely bubbly, this is going well! I will have Mark~Senpai all to myself! She walks back out to the courtyard, and I walk off, to the back of the school, where Info~Kun said he'd drop something for me in exchange for... putting bugs around the school... which I forgot to do. Guess I'll do that quickly.

*Time Skip to the end of the week*

      It's done! It's done! IT'S DONE! Finally! I can have Mark~Senpai all to myself!

      "You!"

      I get interrupted from my thoughts by a voice yelling my name. It's Kjellburg? I kind of know who he is, we've spoken a few times. "Explain this!" He shoves his phone into my hand. It has a video on it, I hit play. It shows me helping me sister... take care of Najimi... My heart drops... this video could make me lose Mark~Senpai. "Well?" Kjellburg rushes for an answer. I take a breath like I'm about to say something.

      But instead I run to the back of the school. "Hey!" He runs after me. Most people have left already, all besides Mark~Senpai, Nestor, Scheid, Yamada, my sister, and a few other irrelevant people. So no one would see us running. I run to the incinerator and hold his phone over it.

      "WAIT!" He says. "I'll tell you what Kjellburg... if you delete that video and never speak of this... I won't burn it." I say. "Fine..." He says. He grabs his phone and runs into the maze. "Damn it..." I walk to the entrance to the maze, seeing him go left. "So you want do this the hard way... huh Kjellburg?" I say following him.

      I look down a path, seeing a bird, just chillin. I go the other way. I hear panting around the corner. "Oh Kjellburg~!" I hear his breath hitch I turn the corner and stare directly at him.

(!!GORY SCENE COMING UP! FOR ALL MY INNOCENT AND/OR SENSITIVE VIEWERS I MUST PROTECC YOU ALL!!)

      "A-Aishi~Kun! W-wait!" He starts walking backwards, I match his pace. "I-I take it back! I'll delete! I swear! Please! Don't-" His voice breaks, tears running down his face. "D-Don't kill me!" He trips on his own feet, falling backwards. "You had your chance, Kjellburg..." I slowly take a knife out of my pocket.

      "Wait! Pleeaase! I-I'll do anything! ANYTHING!" He yells desperately. He tries to get back up, but I stop him by pinning him to the ground. "Wait!" I stab him, feeling the blood splatter all over my body, and the knife entirely covered in his blood. I watch as one final tear falls down his cheek.

(!!Gory scene mostly over. There will be other mentions of blood and knives!!)

Shit- I have to clean this up... or... if I just change clothes... burn them... the knife... and Kjellburg's phone... I grab his phone and turn it on. 5:43. I have to get moving. Quickly I run out of the maze and clean up my clothes.

*Time Skip to 5:58*

Hurry Seán! Don't be late now! You got two minutes to make it to the tree, and you're very close. I run over there, seeing Mark~Senpai walk through the halls. I somehow with fanfiction logic manage to get behind the tree without him seeing me.

I hear him sigh right on the other side of the tree. I walk around to the other side. "Huh? You're... Aishi~Kun... right?" He asks. 'He recognizes me!?' "I get butterflies in my stomach... "I- uh- yeah! But p-please... call me Seán." I stutter a reply. "I- I wanted t-to tell you th-that... I-I have strong feelings... for y-you... I never felt this w-way about anyone before... and I-I wanted ask... you o-out... on a... a d-date..." Out of... embarrassment? I look to my shoes.

"Well, I may not know you that well, b-but I'm willing to give it a chance." In... shock? I look up at him. "R-really?!" I say... happily? "Sure!" He says. I immediately hug him, sure it might've seemed a bit weird, but I was just feeling... I was feeling! So much! He hugged me back! He was giggling! I was just so happy!

I let go of him, looking into his eyes, in love.

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AHHH! I DID THIS IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS LES GO BOYS! anyways i hope you enjoyed! ill see you demons, angels, and everyone in and out of between later! have a good day/night.