Blue: are we even doing Openings or intros anymore?

Ink: shhh... they are gonna be cringy so shush.

Blue: HOW ARE INTROS CRINGY?

Ink: FINE TOP IN THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES-

Blue: WHY COPY SOMEONEELSES?

Killer: and more importantly why am I here?

Blue: well there's only the three of us.

Ink: Ok... OMG SAYORI! *sayori chat box appears*

Killer: Ok I'm scared now. I heard this girl is evil or anything. Just saying.

Blue: wasn't it Just Monika?

Ink: Killer go date Monika.

Killer: NO WHY?

Ink: she's your type?

Blue: yeah you're kinda a killer like her I mean. Murderous.

Killer: IS THAT HOW YOU POTRAY ME? I mean... it's Monika! She's not like me! And Dreams my type. He's my WAIFU idiot.

Ink: yeah... DREAM KILLER IS CHEATING ON YOU!

Killer: Fuck you all.

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Blue: you know it kinda reminds me of Anime.

Ink: how does DDLC even remind you of anime? *going to menu saving points*

Killer: I mean they kinda have anime names.

Blue: Sayori freaks me out...

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Killer: DUDE I can't move my mouse.

Ink: what do you mean you can't fricking move your mouse. Just Pick YURI or Natsuki!

Killer: THATS THE THING! It's pointing it to Monika!

Blue: WHAT THE HECK!

Killer: yeah I'm not joking!

Ink: Dude just Pick Monika!

Killer: I DONT WANNA SHES A CREEP! *picks Natsuki*

*white blank screen with purple eyes and bunch of choices saying Monika appears*

Ink: OH MY GOD THOSE EYES WHAT DID YOU DO!

Blue: KILLER JUST PICK MONIKA IM SCARED!

Killer: FINE!

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Ink: OH GOD DID YURI JUST!

Killer: yup she killed herself.

Blue: W-WHAT WHY?

Ink: OH MY GOD THE TEXT BOX IS HIJACKED FROM MONIKA!

Killer: you know I didn't expect this innocent game to have blood! And gore! 0_0""

Ink: dude it's DDLC of course it's gonna have it. It's kinda like undertale.

Blue: UM NO! Undertale is nice and is RPG game! It just had the systems. Like reset files and everyone.

Killer: OH SHIT SHES DELETING THE FILES

INK: WTF?!

Blue: OH GOD!

Killer: I PEED MY PANTS!!!

Ink: WUT

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Killer: UM... THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER FACE!

Ink: NO NATSUKI!!! This was the girl I wanted to go out with!

Blue: WHAT THE HECK NOWS NOT THE TIME!

Blue: The Files are depleting again!

Ink: SHET!

Killer: OooOoooo Did Ink Just used profanity language?

Ink: I Said SHET you hobo! AND ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD ANYWAYS!

Killer: THE FUCK EXCUSE ME?

Ink: AH ITS MONIKA!

Killer: do we have to make poems or what?

Blue: I don't know how Dream dated you. Your so dense...-

Killer: I literally wonder why Dust dated you.

Blue: ...

Ink: STOP! You're both just sexually frustrated with each other!

Killer: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!

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Ink: UM EVERYONE IS DEAD!

Blue: NO NO NO IM SCARED!

Killer: HELP ME I PEED MY PANTS!

Ink: The stench is disgusting. Go pee in the toilet hobo.

Killer: STOP FUCKING CALL ME A HOBO YOU FUCKING INK ARSE. Anyways-

Blue: ITS MONIKA!

Killer: SHIT! Fuck this I'm out!

Ink: KILLER YOU CANT JUST LEAVE DURING THE RECORDING!

Killer: STILL FUCK IT!

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Blue: Monika is just there... the background is... uh... it's just us and her!

Killer: FUCK I WANNA GET OUT OF HERE!

Ink: ME TO!

Killer: FINALLY WE BOTH AGREE ON SOMETHING!

Ink: HOBO!

Killer: not what I fucking agree with...

Blue: OMG OMG IM SO SCARED

Killer: well we have to press yes. Since MONIKA isn't giving us a choice. Well Fuck!

Ink: were screwed.

Blue: YOU THINK!?

Killer: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING INK!

Ink: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUN INNOCENT ANIME-ISH GAME!

Killer: WELL YOU GOT IT FUCKING WRONG!

Blue: WHY DID WE EVEN PLAY THIS!

Ink: I don't know! It just looked nice!

Killer: JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS NICE DOESNT MEAN ITS A FUCKING CUTE GAME!

Ink: OH GOD!-IM ACTUALLY SCARED IM NOT JOKING HOLY CRAP!

Killer: ALL OF US ARE WHY DID YOU GET US TO PLAYING THAT FUCKING SHITTY GAME!

Blue: FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE CAN YOU BOTH STOP YELLING!

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Killer: oh god MONIKA JUST DELETED HERSELF! *file deleted*

Ink: obviously. She felt bad.

Ink: :c

Ink: she was a noble man.

Killer: DID U JUST ASSUME HER GENDER MY GOD SHES A GIRL!

Blue: yeah Ink HOW IS SHE A MAN?

Ink: OKOK SORRY JUST GOT SPOOKED OUT OK NOBLE WOMEN? Yeah! *game reboots*

Killer: oMG it's sayori. *sayori appears out of nowher-*

Ink: Oh...

Blue: WAIT SAYORI KNOWS EVERYTHING?!!

Killer: I TOLD YOU! I FUCKING TOLD YOU!

Ink: AH NO SHES GOING YANDERE!!! HELP!

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Blue: WAIT ITS MONIKA! SHES SAVING US!

Killer: Oh...OH!

Ink: now I realize there's no happiness in this world? *reads chat box*

Killer: well Fuck.

Ink: WTF SHES DELETING THE WHOLE GAME!!!!!

Killer: UM WTF!

Blue: OH NO MONIKA WHAT!!! :c *credit plays*

Killer: um the credits...

Blue: wow...

Ink: such a nice cover!

Blue: yeah!

Killer: I guess....

Blue: OH! The game is gone.

Ink: hold on let me check the files.

Killer: did Monika actually...

Ink: yup she deleted the game. So we basically I think have to reinstall it.

Killer: W O W INK I AM PROBABLY NEVER GONNA DO A RECORDING WITH YOU EV ER AGAIN!

Ink: HEY ITS NOT MY FAULT IT LOOKED SO INNOCENT!

Killer: BRUH!-
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