Raft Funniest moments
Ink: I can just say THIS IS SO HARD! *trying to use anker to catch planks*
Error: just collect the planks. And craft a board.
Ink: EASIER SAID THEN DONE!
Error: geez your such a wimp
Ink: I'm your wimp.
Error: true.
Ink: anyways I already did.
Error: good.
Ink: Ok now I need to get the-Oh my god THE SHARKS ATTACKING AGAIN!
Error: GET IT!
Ink: DIE THOT!
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Ink: well I'm gonam die because of dehydration. Yay.
Error: that sucks. Get a water purifier.
Ink: I need more plastic. *tried to get plastic from anker*
Error: Ok you got them. Just craft a water purifier and cooking thingy. To cook food.
Ink: well I have a fishing rod and a wooden spear-AHHHH STAY AWAY THIS IS MY LAND! *charges at the shark*
Error: you mean our land?
Ink: yes!
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Error: craft a axe.
Ink: what's it even useful for? We can't use it to attack the shark. I think....
Error: maybe if you grow palm trees.
Ink: I was thinking a griller. We should solve the whole food situation.
Error: yeah....
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Ink: well damn I'm gonna die now. *hungry bar low.*
Error: well now your gonna die like a dumb blob.
Ink: see I told you to craft the griller but oh you didn't listen.
Error: excuse me. I crafted a puller so to collect items!
Ink: still food!
Error: don't you have raw potatoes.
Ink: id probably get food poisoning.
Error: than be like Natsu. I mean he devours like a lot of flames even though he's probably gonna die of stomaches.
Ink: your so dense like him. More than Naruto actually...wait actually....
Error: annoyed omg-
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Ink: THERES a island.
Error: we should probably head over there.
Ink: well that's the thing. If we go underwater the sharks probably going to attack the raft or us.
Error: well it's probably yolo.
Ink: Error-ERROR WHAT ARE YOU DOING! *Error controls Charactet to go underwater towards island leaving poor raft.*
Error: you live only once.
Ink: ERROR!
Ink: THE RAFT!
Error: well fuck.
Ink: ERRRROR!
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