Dead by Daylight Funny Moments
Ink: Um... Dead By Daylight?
Error: it's basically a game where we try to repair and try to survive from the monster.
Ink: I haven't played it before...
Error: well don't worry I will teach you~
Geno: Oh god Death is the monster.
Ink: as we know he's probably targeting you only Geno.
Death: Yup~
Geno: fuck all of you.
Ink: well I'm hiding thank you very much. *Repairing a engine*
Error: we all know you're repairing the engine. *Also repairing engine*
Ink: Oops I messed up!
Error: INK!
Death: hmm... I hear a sound. Maybe I should check it out~
Ink: Um No!
Geno: oh yes check it out.
Error: Traitor!
Death: found ya skelebois~
Ink: RUN!
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Geno: Babe... let's talk about this?
Death: remember when I wanted a kiss? But you didn't give me a kiss because we're in public in walmart?
Geno: Death...
Death: Well that was from this. *Whacks Geno*
Geno: Oh God! Ink Error rescue me!
Ink: sorry you're on your own.
Error: yeah you betrayed us. Ya backstab.
Geno: NOOO!
Death: Heheh~ onto the hook
Geno: FUCK! Screw all of you!
Death: well I would but I gotta go catch me some skeletons. Ink? Error? Where are you?
Ink: um I'm over Yander. OH CRAP WE GOTTA GO!
Error: FUCK RUN!
Death: I see you...~
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Ink: hey Geno.
Geno: What?
Ink: how does it feel being killed by your own boyfriend?
Error: probably hurts. Alexa play Sad Despacito.
Death: Error you have Alexa?
Geno: no joke I heard Screaming despacito over the mic.
Geno: Death your such a sadistic shit.
Death: so?~ your a masochist.~
Geno: Your afraid of losing and only doing it to not look bad!
Death: hey...~ not my fault I'm a sadistic prick. This would've been avoided if you gave me a kiss~
Geno: S-SHUT UP I-IDIOT! *flustered*
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Ink: SORRY ERROR! YOUR ON YOUR OWN!
Error: FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BOYFRIEND! *trapped in a bear trap*
Geno: HA FUCKING PAYBACK!
Error: SHUT UP ASSHOLE!
Death: don't call me Geno Asshole. Your dead now. *Whacks and picks up Error*
Error: NOOO! *screech as he being hung onto a hook*
Ink: IM GONNA WIN!
Geno: and your little boyfriend wins.
Error: and you got killed by your own boyfriend.
Geno: ...
Death: oh Fuck. Ink is actually gonna win.
Ink: I WIN!
ProtectorOfAUs escaped.
Death: and he won.
Error: you betrayed me...
Geno: AND YOU KILLED ME DEATH!
Death: was it from the death this game round? Or last one in Minecraft?~
Geno: it's from that fucking damn round.
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