Hi Dumbass diary,

This is mark here. I am supposed to be the second one to write in this but, heh. Felix thought it would be funny to make me take his place and him to write next so yah. We are gonna fill this stupid book and be done. Someday. Until then we have to tell our deepest secrets. Like hell I'm gonna do that. Yet anyway. Until next time, I'll keep you posted.

~Mark