2009!Phil:
So what you live together? We invented everything you're known for.
From Toxic, the cat whiskers and "ham overload."
2009!Dan:
He's right, you know. You can thank us for all of that.
So what you have a sim kid?
We have Delia Smith!
Her recipes were amazing,
She's the reason for your baking
If we'd never done those pancakes
Your channels would be boring and lazy

2015!Dan:
Hey! Stop that!
That's not true!
The effort Phil puts into his videos makes yours look overdue!
He's creative and smart,
He came up with the 7 Second challenge.
It was such a big hit
Alfie Dayes tried to steal it!
2015!Phil:
Aww, thanks Danny!
But maybe that was a little much?
Poor Alfie did nothing wrong,
He gave it a magic touch!
And these boys really didn't cause any harm,
They helped us in a way,
Like a Phan farm!

2009!Dan:
A what?

2015!Phil:
A Phan farm!
Like where you could grow Dans and Phils!
And then when they got bigger you could harvest them,
They could produce baby Dils!
2015!Dan:
Jesus Christ, Phil.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
"A Phan farm"
Right, why isn't that absurd?

2009!Phil:
Wow, that was a little rude.
2009!Dan:
Yeah,
I almost get the impression that I don't like you.

2015!Dan:
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
I wrote a fic where Phil sucked my neck.
I'm Phil Trash#1 mate
You just got shrekt!

2009!Dan:
Shrekt?
What kind of insult was that?
Some stupid slang from the future?
Well it can kiss my ass.
We gave you the inspiration for that fanfic,
And although your rapping isn't bad,
We won this round,
And this has been the most fun that I've ever had!