2009!Phil:
Since when did Dan get to be so tall?
Dan and I started this whole empire with one Skype call.
All it took was one video before we were successes,
We're the reason for your fame, all thanks accepted.
2009!Dan:
We created PINOF, we started a revolution.
You may be bigger now but we were the number one source of inclusion.
You think you're so special but we litrahlee started Phan,
With a notice and a Skype call and hi my name's [Dan].

2015!Phil:
I'm sorry! You're so right.
I never meant to be rude, I hope that's alright.
Dan, maybe we should apologize?
2015!Dan:
For what? Them spreading all these lies?
You may have been right about starting our fame,
But now we live together and we're a household name.
Phan? You may have started that shit, but we're the one's who sail it now Phan is our bitch!
2015!Phil:
Dan! Your language!
2015!Dan:
Sorry Philly, cover your baby ears.
This llama hat- wearing pussy is about to get my message crystal clear.
You may have started Phan but you've been outdid,
Who needs you when we can talk to our kid???
Dil:
Schmwborp sil vajouba rawbinga motherfucker