2009!Dan:
Yeah, whatever,
You wrote a book and did a tour.
We're the reason for that,
We opened up the door.
2009!Phil:
Hey, Dan I've got a joke!
Knock knock!

2015!Dan:
Who's there?

2009!Phil:
Dan!

2015!Dan:
Dan who?

2009!Phil:
That's what would happen if I never met you!
So you're welcome, you know,
For making you who you are.
If you'd never met me you wouldn't be a star.

2015!Phil:
Wait a second,
You goddamn kids.
Dan could've been famous without my editing tips.
2015!Dan:
Oh god, Phil.
Don't bring that up.
Don't you remember that six second jumpcut?

2009!Dan:
Hey!
At least my videos weren't fails.
Now you just promote apps and answer teen girls' emails.
2015 was the year you lost fans in,
Not to mention "hey buddy you in London?"
2009!Phil:
"Don't cry, CRAFT!"
Then how is your apartment not covered in paper?
You guys say you're rich,
I know you must have a mirror.
Go burn something baking,
That our fans anticipate.
Your faces make me want to craft
500 squareflakes.

2016!Phil:
Silly children,
You think that'll poke?
We got a silver plaque from a goddamn joke!
You old-timers could barely reach two hundred fans,
We're over three million as a unit known as Phan.
We're gods on Tumblr,
#1 and #2.
We're not even joking,
We got that award too.
2016!Dan:
He's right you know,
You guys are in the past.
I'm fucking damn Daniel!
You guys are fading fast.
So peace out 2009,
We still love you.
Mi-cro-wave bitches!
Your time is through.
2016!Phil
Yeah, those were years.
But in 2015 we became total queers!
I doubt it's a secret that phan is real,
They made it kind of obvious
What was that deal?
Whatever 2015,
It's been swell,
You were chill
It was fun,
But now your time is done.
2016!Dan:
Wow, I wonder what else we'll do this year?
2016!Phil:
Off to the U.S.A, Danny, dear.

A/N: Thank you guys so much for all the support! As of now I've managed to reach 7.12k and not a day goes by that I'm not thankful. The phandom is a beautiful thing. I read each and every one of your comments and you all mean the world to me! Thanks so much!
Rematch anyone?