I thinks it's pretty obvious which ship is this ..

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Walking down the hall, I could clearly here a distinct ringing coming from my recording room. I sped up my pace and sat down in the chair, clicking the accept button after I found out that it was my boyfriend.

"Hey baby, what's up?" I questioned him as I was adjusting myself in my chair.

"Nothing much really, but I do have a surprise for you!"

By looking into his eyes, I could tell that he was excited about whatever it was he wanted to tell me.

"Okay, what is it?" I asked curiously. But as I responded, I saw his eyes shimmer with a glint of mischief. A moment later, I heard him clear his throat in preparation for whatever it is he was going to say.

"I just wanted to say that I got a brain transplant recently. I wasn't going too at first, but then I changed my mind."

"Babe not again!!!" I just groaned as he just chuckled at my response. This was the third time in the last week that he called me just to make lame jokes. I would hang up, but I just love seeing him happy.

"Oh stop! You know you love my puns Bri~" I just sighed in response, looking towards my lap with a bright smile.

"You're right... now give me all you got." And so the onslaught began.

"Do you know why Cinderella got kicked from the basketball team?.. I heard it's because she ran away from the ball."

A laugh escapes my mouth.

"You know..when I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

Another chuckle.

"Babe.. I've been emotionally constipated recently. I just haven't given a shit in days."

And throughout his jokes, I could just feel my smile growing wider and wider. 'Adorable' I thought.

"Are you trying to annoy me Brocky~?" I teased slightly.

"Just a little bit.." he replied with the biggest shit-eating grin I've ever seen.

"Well, just so you know.. If you start making bird puns, Toucan play at this game." I told him with huge smirk on my face. He only giggled and made a hand movement telling me to 'bring it on'. Even though I could just google some silly puns, I knew the only way to win was to play dirty.

"You start Brocky~" Brock looked as if he was thinking about before he looked at me with a bright smile, and amusement in his eyes.

"Babe. Someone broke into my house recently. They stole everything except my soap, towels, and deodorant. Those dirty bastards!"

"I'm gonna treat you like my homework: slam you on the desk and do you all night long."

After I said that, his face turned dark red and his eyes widened. He started opening and closing his mouth, like a fish out of water. All I did was smirk at him and just continue.

"Did you know I named my dick the truth? Only because bitches can't handle it."

He looks down into his lap to try and conceal his blush.

"There may be 8 planets in our solar system, but there will only be 7 after I destroy Uranus."

Face gets darker.

"You know why I think I'm similar to a squirrel? Because I wanna bury my nuts inside you."

One after the other, I kept telling him some dirty one liners. And after each one, his face got a darker and darker shade of red.

"Brian stop! Those aren't puns! They're just dirty pick-up lines."

I just giggled at his attempt to make me stop. I figured he probably had enough, so I just smiled at him.

"Okay, okay I get it. I'll stop baby." Brock looked up at me with his face still a dark shade of red, and released a sigh of relief.

"Thank you Brian. I don't think I could handle anymore of those." He chuckled awkwardly at his own words, as I just stared at him lovingly.

While he was just trying not be as flustered as he first was, I took the time to admire the beauty before me. His hair was slightly messed up, his face was a bright red, and he had bright brown eyes with a matching smile.

I guess I was staring a little to long, because when I finally snapped back to reality Brock was giving me a confused look.

"What's wrong Brian?" My little ray of sunshine questioned curiously.

Just seeing his concerned self look at me, I knew for sure that he was my one and only. His bright smile, funny personality, and terrible puns were what I wanted to be around for the rest of my life. I just looked straight into his eyes and smile brightly.

" I love you Brock." His face immediately brightened and his eyes widened once I said that. You see, we've only been together for around 6 months. We have been through a lot together, and this was the first I love you.

Brock just started crying, and he smiled lovingly at me. "I love you too Brian. Always have, always will." His statement just made me smile at him as an idea came to mind.

"Brocky, will you give me a second there's someone at my door." All he did was nod slightly, as I ran downstairs and out the front door to my car. We both live relatively close to each other, and I just had to be with him.

After the drive to his house I quickly ran up his steps and pounded on the door. I heard him let out a yelp, and scurry to open the door.

Once he did I slammed the door open, and pushed my lips against his. I felt his whole body freeze before he melted into the kiss.

Once the need for oxygen became important, we pulled away. We both just stared into each other's eyes before he decided to break the silence.

" Are you here to treat me like your homework?" He asked with a look of lust in his eyes.

I just chuckled at his antics, and pulled him closer to me. "Only if you're ready to do it with a squirrel~" I tried to say seductively. Key word TRIED.

Brock just started laughing at me, before he pressed himself against me. I could feel his breath against my lips and neck, causing me to shiver and my pants to tighten slightly. I could tell that he was just going to be a tease, so I pressed my lips against his in an attempt to speed things up.

And let's just say that Brock was definitely the squirrel last night.

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