Aries: I love you MORE

Taurus: And I love... Cake

Gemini: ....really?

Cancer: for how long?

Leo: well, why wouldn't you

Virgo: thank you

Libra: I have to pee

Scorpio: mhm

Sagittarius: no, I love youuuuu

Capricorn: I know

Aquarius: what even is love

Pisces: huh?