Aries: how loud they are

Taurus: how much they weigh

Gemini: how many people like them

Cancer: everything

Leo: how pretty they are

Virgo: if people think they're nerdy

Libra: if they're annoying to others

Scorpio: their secrets

Sagittarius: their personality

Capricorn: judgment

Aquarius: if their friends hate them secretly

Pisces: what people think of them