Aries: GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU DUMBASS!!!

Taurus: *stops at McDonalds drivethrough*

Gemini: texting

Cancer: listening to sad music

Leo: jamming out with libra sitting next to them

Virgo: sucks at driving and almost hits like ten raccoons

Libra: is carpooling with Leo because they got their licence taken away

Scorpio: flips off Aries after cutting then off

Sagittarius: is too busy catcalling everyone

Capricorn: is that one person with their radio turned up as LOUD AS POSSIBLE

Aquarius: is trying to finish their homework at every redlight

Pisces: is lost in the middle of nowhere