Aries: FUCK, THIS ISNT FAIR

Taurus: Shit, I haven't lost my virginity yet

Gemini: Sleeps through it

Cancer: Won't stop screaming

Leo: BUT IM NOT A SUPERSTAR YET!

Virgo: Why is this happening today?! My hair looks so good today, fml

Libra: Vlogging as it happens

Scorpio: Finally

Sagittarius: There's so much more stupid shit I wanted to do, aw man

Capricorn: Spending their last minutes eating

Aquarius: Haha bitches, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen. Now die... slowly... painfully

Pisces: Can't even hear it going on because they have their music on max