Aries: ........................ I will kill all of you!

Taurus: whatever

Gemini: shut up I'm not even blushing *is bright pink*

Cancer: oh wow sorry, I'm so dumb *about to cry*

Leo: fuck dis, fuck you

Virgo: *internally screaming*

Libra: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO FUNNY GUYS

Scorpio: don't touch me

Sagittarius: oh well!!!

Capricorn: gets a lump in their throat

Aquarius: stares at the wall for the next ten minutes

Pisces: *is used to it by now*