Aries: the squad leader with questionable judgement

Taurus: the squad idiot

Gemini: the squad heart-throb

Cancer: the precious cinnamon roll

Leo: the best part of the squad tbh

Virgo: the reason the squad still exists

Libra: no one knows how or why they are part of the squad but also no one talks about it ie. they're the elephant in the squad

Scorpio: the one who has dated everyone in the squad including themselves

Sagittarius: the reason the squad is dysfunctional

Capricorn: satan

Aquarius: the silent, brooding squad member

Pisces: was kicked out of the squad years ago