Aries: always yelling

Taurus: 'what the fuck am I doing here?'

Gemini: has to leave class because they're laughing at their own joke

Cancer: eating in class

Leo: 'how bout no'

Virgo: good grades, hiding a machete in their bag probably

Libra: never does their homework

Scorpio: looks like they're about to murder everyone

Sagittarius: procrastinates till the end of time

Capricorn: they think they're the teacher

Aquarius: no fucks were given. Ever

Pisces: drawing ducks on the table