Aries: makes a joke

Taurus: uses emojis

Gemini: watches gay porn

Cancer: eats and cries

Leo: is confused

Virgo: hits on older siblings friends

Libra: tried to balance everything

Scorpio: plays with a lighter

Sagittarius: bakes cookies while planing world domination

Capricorn: fist pumps

Aquarius: bitches about memes

Pisces: questions everything