Aries: wants to fight everyone

Taurus: mom friend who eats a lot

Gemini: smart and a lil evil

Cancer: crybaby

Leo: actually emperor kuzco

Virgo: way kinkier than the name implies

Libra: always in love

Scorpio: evil but everyone wants to fuck them

Sagittarius: the coolest bro

Capricorn: stays in their lane but gets shit done

Aquarius: antisocial hippie

Pisces: total sweetheart