Aries: Kills you

Taurus: Throws things

Gemini: Screams

Cancer: Cries

Leo: Rants

Virgo: Silent treatment

Libra: Ruins your life

Scorpio: Murders you in your sleep

Sagittarius: Storms out

Capricorn: Gets you fired

Aquarius: Yells into the phone

Pisces: Stays in bed