(Ashe)

I was now sitting on Megatron's shoulder watching as 'Vehicons', as I was told, was mining the Energon shards. I saw a few look at me but never said anything, others had only glanced at me before nearly darting away to go and mine. I think Megatron must have glared at them, he seemed to of made sure no one questions him, though it also seems that he is being 'protective' of me, then again he is the 'Leader' of the Decepticons so who would question him about most anything?

I dug in my mail bag and grabbed my electric green gum ball (spy kids kind) that tastes like sour green apple, and put it in my mouth half way biting the wrapper and sliding it back out leaving the gum ball in my mouth, and stashed the wrapper in my pocket. I had noticed from the corner of my eye Megatron watching at me, he probably never saw gum before, or known that mine can shock like a over powered lightning strike if I stick it to them. I chewed it up as I paid no mind to Megatron and just continued watching the others work.

After awhile I heard a rather scratchy or pitchy voice, "Lord Megatron, this is quite a find." It came from a small grey bot, it was the one that wanted to get rid of me. "Yes, it is StarScream. One that can help our war." Megatron voiced back, as StarScream looked at me. "And it seems we have a Rodent problem now." Oh, boy he really does hate humans. 

I saw Megatron glare at 'StarScream' from the corner of my eye, seems like his words weren't what Megatron wanted to hear. I heard him growl and nearly spit the words out of his mouth, "Ashe here will be our guest for sometime StarScream. I suggest you keep your hands to your self, he shall not be harmed in anyway. Do I make myself clear." I saw a few 'Vehicons' stop their work and stare at their leader.

StarScream only growled "Yes, Lord Megatron."  but I could hear him mumble under his breath, "Fragging Human." And I could tell Megatron heard it as well, I could feel the heat radiating off of him. I also think StarScream seemed to noticed that we heard his muttering, his eyes widen as Megatron glared and growled even more. I think he was about to yell at StarScream but I had beat him to it. I leaned forward and made sure he heard me, because I don't take BS from no one.

"YO, Mr.HighHeels down in front, I don't take BS from people or bots. So, if you got a problem with me how about you say it to my face instead of mumbling it behind my back or saying it like a small child throwing a tantrum, you piece of junkyard scrap!" I didn't like being treated badly, and if my friend gets treated badly it's worse, I will punch you In the face for talking to my friends like that. But still I think not only were the 'Vehicons' startled, but also Megatron and StarScream in a way. Megatron got over it faster than StarScream, "Why you, little underling. How dare you talk to me that way! you should show me respect you ungrateful piece of flesh.." 

"Yadda, Yadda, Yadda..."I fake yawned, "Are you done yet?" I had asked, he growled and was about to start again when Megatron had finally had enough of this as well.

"That's quite enough StarScream." Megatron Growled picking him up by his neck to were they were eye an eye. Megatron threw him a good few feet...or yards....or feet in robot terms. He picked himself up and turned and left. "Well I finally met your Drama Queen that every team has." I said rolling my eyes, as I saw the 'Vehicons' went back to work knowing the fight was finished. "Yes he is quite a nuisance at times." Megatron said back as he started to walk off to another area, I decided to blow bubbles with my gum, when it popped I could see little sparks of electricity fly off. "I have to ask what are you chewing that is letting off sparks?" Megatron asked.

"Hm? oh it's what humans call 'Chewing Gum', Chewing gum in various forms has been around since ancient times. Chewing gum typically consists of: Gum base, Artificial sweeteners (such as aspartame, sorbitol or mannitol), Softeners (glycerin or other vegetable oil products), and Flavorings and colorings. It also helps some people stay focused when they chew it." I then had realized I rambled. 

"Oh, sorry I was rambling wasn't I?" I then realized Megatron had shook his head, "I don't mind, it was interesting to say the least, but why does it spark?" well I was glad he doesn't mind, "I'm an inventor sometimes and changed or tweaked the formula, so when its stuck to someone or thing it gives it an overbearing electric shock. I like chewing it because I made it long lasting in flavor unlike normal gum, and the small static electricity has a good kind of tingle on my tongue... StarScream was lucky enough I didn't spit it at him, his wires would have been seriously fried and needed replaced." I smirked at the thought of the 'Drama Queen' on the ground twitching.

I heard Megatron chuckle and noted he must have imagined it as well as I. "You still can, I wouldn't mind seeing that arrogant seeker down for more than a solar cycle(day)...would you want to? After all he did disgrace you." I knew Megatron would want to see what would happen...and I know I would too....but I felt like he knew what being really insulted was....I smirked, "You want to see it I can tell, I do too....so if anyone asks we can just say you wanted to see my latest invention in action." I chucked along with him... "Oh, StarScream!~" Megatron sung out.

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Soon StarScream was on the ground twitching, I was laughing from the idiotic face he made. Then 'Knockout' was called, apparently he was the medic along with his assistant 'Break Down'. Megatron had passed me over to their custody as Megatron had work to attend to, and that's how I was sitting in 'medical bay' on this flying ship called the 'nemesis', and actually talking to them as 'friends' among other things....

(to be continued)