(None of these pictures are mine but they are on tumblr obviously and their super good so I had to use them)

Bakugo's POV

It's been two years since the whole Deku incident happened me and Deku are now 20 and 21 me being a couple of months older than him. Our kids: Koaisuru and Ototysu are three now! Since I'm so busy being a hero I feel like I never hang out with them and I can only imagine what the fuck they do with Deku when I'm not home, but I'll get to have the week off so I can hang out with them and do Family shit which as for me being a dad is pretty god damn exiting

Once I home I spot my pretty little monster sitting on the couch playing with a fucking Shoto doll I sat down next to her but she was to fixated with her game to notice me I looked at her dolls she had a Red Riot action figure along with a dinosaur plush toy resting on the couch beside her, I picked up the Plush reptile and started playing with her " Rahhhhaahahha I'm gonna kill you!!" I say shaking the Dino as if it was fucking talking this is so dumb "I'll just use my ice to freeze you *Peeww pewww*" Like hell I was gonna let her attack me and win "No the fuck your not because I've got a fucking magical force field!!" I sternly said "Well I've got a fire sword that can break threw everything!" She snapped back "THE FUCK ICY HOT DOSENT EVEN HAVE A FIER SWORD!!!" I yelled she being so unfuckingrealistic "HE DOSE NOW!!!" "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR YELLING AT!!!???" I got pissed and threw the Dino toy Koai just stuck her tongue at me "Kacchan!" Deku came from behind us looking furious and upset "Why are you yelling at her over dolls!!??" Deku looked dissatisfied "The Littel shit started it!" I say pointing at the evil child sitting before me "She's THREE!!!!"

I blatantly stare at him "And your point is?" Deku rolled his eyes at my statement and walked back over to the kitchen where our son Ototysu was drawing something I decided to tag in and see what he was up to "Hey Ototysu what you drawing?" He beams up in excitement Oto has always reminded me of Deku and how his eyes light up when he talks about a heroes "I'm drawing RED RIOT HE SO COOL LOOK DAD! LOOK!" He waves his picture in front of me believe it or not he's a good ass drawer I think Deku used to do that shit when he took his notes but that was when he gave a fuck.

"You can do better..." I saw his excitement diminish into sadness I'm always this harsh with him he's so weak he's always crying and he needs to grow some back bone I don't want him to be a fucking loser. "Ok I'll*sniff* try harder!" He sniffled in sadness but his heart was filled with Determination (to bad this isn't undertale) I smiled at him as he got back to drawing my best friend.

It's so crazy to me how Kiri became the number 5 hero and the most Manliest hero of all time to bad he's not the Number one hero like me! Yeah that's right Bitches I'm the top hero I get paid fairly well and even though I'm a R rated hero I'm still the fucking best. I leisurely wait for dinner to be served by my boyfriend....my boyfriend Huh we've been together for so long it feels weird to call him that. "Kacchan we need to talk." Deku looked at me with serious eyes "what?"

"I was looking through your browser history!"
Shit he was looking through my stuff I hope he didn't find the p- "Why are you googling 'How to scare teenage boys and make it look like an accident'..." oooohhhhh thank god "There was also porn but we'll discuss that later..."

Fuck so I'm not in the clear "well My daughters a beautiful girl is it wrong for me to prepare?" I glared at him sternly. "But she's THREE!" "That doesn't Fucking matter my Baby won't become a hoe!" "What's a Hoe?"
Koaisuru questioned "LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!" Deku points at our child while she stares at us confused "A HOE is a bad word that you mommy is." I say teasingly "Kacchan Why are you telling my child that!!!" Because it's true!!!I laughed at Deku's angry face his freckles fuming with a shade of red "We your Daddy's a fucking CUNT!!!" Deku smiles mischievously as he walked out into the kitchen "Ok Hoe!" Deku looked at his child devastatingly then looked back at me and shook his head I Slammed my fist on the coffee table from laughing so hard.

Dinner was ready but when I sat at the table I didn't get a kiss and my plate wasn't even in front me! "Oi Deku where's my plate!" "Oh I'm sorry I don't serve food to Fucking cunts I only give food to my kids and Kacchan!" He whipped his head away from me and sat next to the kids and began feeding them food "Ototysu can you please give Daddy a piece of chicken?" I begged my son for a slice of meat but Deku's motherly glare over powered my kind dad love "Sorry But Hoe said no." Even Oto was calling Deku a hoe. I realized that if I didn't want to starve I had to apologize to my Boyfriend I rose up from my seat and made my way towards Deku who was scolding me earning me not to come close but I didn't listen "Aww baby I'm sorry~" my mellow tone seeped down into his head and he began to calm down "Your such an Ass....your foods in the microwave Kacchan.." he gave in to me and I heat up my food and ate it blissfully.

"Good night Koaisuru~ Good night Ototysu~" I watched from the door as I Deku tucked in the kids "Good night Hoe Good night Fucking cunt!" Koaisuru cheekily smilies she knew fuck was a curse word she's just fucking bad "Good night mommy and Daddy!" At least one of our Kids isn't a problem child.