A/N wow... It's been a while...

Brambleclaw: *walks outside* ahh a new day *gets an idea* *walks over to Squirrelflight*

Squirrelflight: *sees Brambleclaw* yo whaddup homie

Brambleclaw: Fop, I declare that from this day forward you shall be apart of the nation of BrambleClan. You will obey the law and the order of BrambleClan, and you will be the deputy of BrambleClan.

Squirrelflight: wut

Brambleclaw: BRAMBLECLAN WILL DOMINATE THE FOREST MWAHAHAHAHAH-- *starts choking* *coughs up a skeleton of a mouse*

Squirrelflight: ayyye bruh, sure, whateva's cool wit da m8 *peace sign*

Brambleclaw: *flies up onto high rock* KITS OF BRAMBLECLAN, WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL MEETING OF--

Ashfur: *jumps up and tackles Brambleclaw in a slow-mo camera view* *dramatic music plays in the background*

Brambleclaw: NO NONO YOU FOUL BEA--

Ashfur: *tapes Brambleclaw's mouth shut with Duck Tape* you shall never speak until pigs will fly!!! *laughs evilly*

*A pig flies into the sunset*