Third Reich, to Soviet; Without you, we'd be just a bunch of idiots working together.

Fascist Italy; Yeah! You make us a family, Soviet. 

Soviet; Yeah, I know, I'm the cool rebel sibling.

Imperial Japan; No, no. You're more of the dad.

Fascist Italy and Third Reich; Yeah, the dad.

Soviet; . . .

Third Reich; Listen, if you come back to us, I'll finally let you clean the office.

Soviet; Deal.