Prussia, handing Germany a cup; Heres' some coffee, it should help you feel better.

West Germany, not thinking; Thanks, dad.

West Germany; What? 

West Germany; Why is everyone staring at me?

Third Reich; Because, you  just called Prussia  dad.

West Germany; What-? No, I didn't, I literally said 'Thanks man.'.

Prussia; Do you- See me as a father figure, West?

West Germany; What-? No! If anything, I see you as a brother figure. 

East Germany; Hey! Show your 'father,'  some respect.

Third Reich, standing silently, his left eye twitching.