Logan, carefully opening a bag of Cheetos. 

Logan, accidentally crinkles the bag. 

Virgil, running downstairs, into the room.

Virgil; WHERE ARE THEY?! 

Logan; I MADE ONE FUCKING NOISE. CAN I EVER OPEN A BAG OF CHEETOS WITHOUT YOU BOTHERING ME?! 

Virgil; Bitch-. You know I always get first Cheeto. 

Roman and Patton, both rushing downstairs. 

Roman; Dammit. He beats us every time.