France; So, what should I do? My boyfriends' too tall for me to kiss him.

Britain; Punch him in the stomach, then, when he hurls over in pain - Kiss him.

America; Dump him! 

Germany; Kick him in the shin? 

Russia, shouting from the other room.; God! None of those! Just ask me to lean down! 

Britain; You're with HIM?! 

- For @clair_de_lune-, shes' made me in love with Frussia. -