Russian E.; I've been dropping them the most obvious hints, all year! No response. 

Prussian E.; Wow. They sound- Stupid. 

Russian E.; No, they're really smart. Just- Also, really dense. 

Prussian E.; Maybe you just need to be more obvious, like..  I don't know.. "Hey! I love you!" 

Russian E.; I guess you're right. Hey, Prussia, I love you.

Prussian E.; See? Just like that! 

Russian E.; Holy fucking shit. 

Prussian E.; See? Now, if that goes over their head, they're just far too dumb for you.

Russian E.; Prussia-.