Luke.POV

Delirious and i set down the supplies bags after our long-ass adventure, letting out a long sigh from tiredness "My legs are killing me" Delirious whined as he took out his boots then massaging his feets "We should set up our tents" I told him while taking out the rolled map, open it on the big tree stump, kinda shape like balls. "Alright, gimme a minute to rest my god damn sore feet" He said in annoying tone, I just rolled my eyes and write some stuff in the map.

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"Yo Luke, check out this fucked up thing!" Delirious shout behind me, i turns my head and my eyes went widen as i watch Del running toward me while wielding a dick "What the fuck Jon?! Did you just cut someone dick during our journey?!" I yell "No Luke, why would i do that? i just found it poking on the ground, there are plenty of them around here" Del said as he squeeze it a bit, weird white liquid leak out from it head, i blushed slightly from it but take it from his hand and examine it "They definitely are mushrooms cuz they softer like a regular mushroom" I told Jon while squeezing it, more white liquid leaking out "Does it edible?" He asked, i shrugged and take a bite from it head.

Since I'm an incubus, i cannot get poison from poisonous food but i had to try it, if it bitter, it had poison. If it bland or sweet, it edible "Looks like we gonna have dick soup tonight" I said and eat the whole mushroom "Great! imma go collect them more" Jon said with his adorable smile on his face then went over our bags. Jon is my half brother and i loved him very much like he's my blood brother so i have no problem calling him adorable, he get that a lot though.

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Delirious came back with more dick mushrooms before the night came, he's currently cooking the mushroom soup while i researching the dick mushroom, along with their cum-like liquid "Luke, we out of salt" Del spoke as he stirring the pot of mushroom soup "Use their liquid, they could replace for salt. Plus, i tasted it so its safety to eat" I told Del while eyeing on the book plant infomation "Fine, if you said so" Del said, took the whole jar of dick mushroom liquid a went back to the pot "Don't over salt the soup like last time you cook the beef!" I yelled, still has my eyes on the book.

I closed my book and put my pen down after i finished writing all the plant infomation, i wanted to write my journal but right now i'm getting hungry, the smell of mushroom soup had me crawled out of our tent, making my way to Delirious while he serving the food in the wooden bowls "The soup is ready Luke" He hand me the bowl of soup "Thanks" I said, scooping up a spoonful of soup and blow it to cool it down cuz sometime my tongue is sensitive with heat.

After our delicious dinner, i yawned tiredly and crawl inside my sleeping bag, Delirious already asleep next to me, hugging his teddy bear. I smiled softly at his adorable sleeping face, pull his small body into my body to cuddle "Good night, Jonathan~" I gave him a small kiss on his forehead before closing my eyes and let the sleepiness take over me.

( Sup my follower/readers, sorry for not update cuz i had a huge writer block and lazy at the same time, but i did forced myself to update so here it is ^7^; hope you enjoy my first chapter cuz it 60% terrible for me (눈_눈)