Alright, welcome. this is for shits and giggles.

Peter: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Person A*
Peter: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Y/n: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Peter: Oh, you've been?
Y/n: Once. In Monopoly.

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Tk: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Y/n's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...

( i know he has the most functional family but c'mon.)

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Peter: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
y/n: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Y/n: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Tk: *stares at Peter* Killed without hesitation.
Y/n: No.

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Peter: God, give me patience.
TK: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Peter: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Y/n: So what's for dinner?
Peter, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Peter: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Y/n: What's that?
Peter: Remorse code.
Y/n: I'm even angrier now.