-MASSIVE shout out to @WallyandDick For the awesome request! Leave your requests in the comments!-

-EDIT: Poll at the end-

The Team's TikTok was now monitered by their parents and teachers. Not fun. So, they went back to do youtube instead. At the league didn't know about their youtube...

...until they did.

Another case of Wrong place, Wrong time. A video on the trending page had familiar looking thumbnail; the living room at the mountain.

"What's that?" Dianah squinted at the video thumbnail. "Oh no, not this again..."

"Would they try out social media again? Even after you chewed them out for twenty minutes?" Barry asked.

Oliver had worked with two different kids and could assure you that they very much would. "Their- something- in their brains isn't developed. They have no impulse control."

"Cerebral cortex." Dianah muttered, then, louder; "I guess we should see what this is."

"I guess."

-

*Wally is holding the camera. The whole team is cramped together in an elevator*

Artemis: What is up, guys, we are stuck inside an elevator in a Wayne Tech building... 

*Artemis begin's filming the others. Dick is crouched, curled up in the corner*

Artemis: We just learnt that Robin has a phobia of falling. We've been stuck in here five minutes.

*Cut. Wally is now filming.*

Wally: Ten minutes in the elevator, Rob has had four panic attacks, and Artemis keeps calling for help. No one has responded yet.

Artemis: If you're thinking 'oh, you're six super heroes, why are you stuck?', then fuck you. 

Wally:yeah we just got a lecture about not destroying property if possible, so we're just waiting

M'gann: Robin, do you feel better enough to hack into the... Whatever it is?

*Dick pants for breath and nods*

-

"When was this posted" Barry asked.

"Yesterday at two pm."

-

*M'gann is filming now, she isn't a good camera man*

M'gann: So Robin can't hack Anything because it turns out the power has been cut. We are in this building to prevent a potential targetting, and now the power's been cut and we can't help. 

Conner: Fuck this. Move. 

*He brushes past Aretemis and Kaldur. He pries the doors open and all you can see outside is concrete*

Artemis: Shit.

-

"They're literally IN a Wayne Enterprise building."

"I look forward to reading this mission repport." Dianah said, concerned.

-

*It's now a few minutes later*

Wally: It's been twenty minutes now,  and we've stratigized. A-Lad?

Kaldur: We're going to pry open the roof paneling, and Ms. Martian will lift us each up to the nearest elevator door.

Dick:*much calmer now* Then her and Superboy will make sure there's no one stuck in the other elevator.  *He finishes pulling out the last screw and pulls out the grate, tossing it to the floor*  Bingo

*The video abruptly ends*

-

"I'm glad they thought of something..." Arthur contributed. "...Even if it took them twenty minutes"

They disided to check out a few other videos. Each teen seemed to have some sort of independant series; M'gann attempted outragious baking tutorials, Artemis Ranted and Reviewed, and Wally had one called 'in layman's terms'. They desided to check one of those out.

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Wally: HI! This is my series "In layman's terms" where I break down Science-y shit in under two minutes.

-

Barry looked preemptively thrilled, sharing his young nephew's love for science and being an overall NERD.

-

Wally: Todays topic is how viruses are spread. *He turns to someone off-screen* Come on

Off-screen voice: No!

Wally: Get in here! *He pulls Robin into frame. The boy it wearing a cheap third-hand Party City wig* This is Casey. Casey is a raging homosexual...

Casey: My name's not actually casey, I am Robin in a blonde Wig, and I'm not actually gay

-

"Sure."

"Kids already have a negitive conitation with homosexuality." Dianah said remorsefully, feeling oddly responsible; like she should have raised them better, even though she'd only been training them since last july.

-

Wally: Casey attended a pride parade and brought glitter. By the end of the parade, nearly everyone Casey came in contact with had Casey's glitter on them. 

Casey (But not actually Casey?): Glitter is hard to clean off and it gets EVERYWHERE. 

Wally: Now just pretend the glitter is a pathogen and BOOM! That's the spread of viruses in laymen's terms!

Casey (Definately Robin in a blond wig): WEAR A FACE MASK

-

"That was surprisingly accurate," Barry commented. "I mean, there are some things he didn't mention..."

"Considering the summery is Thirty-eight seconds long, I'd say it did it's job." Oliver Reasoned. "What's that one?" He pointed at the screen.

-

Dick: Sup, it's Robin

Wally: And KF

Artemis: Prince Edward the sixth of England

Dick: Okay! So we're chilling in my territory today...

*Artemis shoots him a subtle glare, mouthing the words 'your territory'*

Dick: And we're going to check out some old abandoned shit around Gotham and... die of Asbestos? That sound good to you guys?

Artemis: yeah, go off

Wally: Sure

-

The present league members felt a chill down their spines. It was the uneasy chill where they knew Batman had arrived.

"Bruce?" Dianah acknowleged, not expecting a response.

-

Dick: Spot one, this is some old abandoned house... I'm a little worried about possible squatters.

Artemis: Especially if they're drug dealers or on meth, so... *She holds up her bow* 

Wally: We're going to be careful.

-

"What's going on?" Bats asked, approaching the screen. 

"Hold on, I want to watch this."

-

*The three are now inside now, Wally is filming*

Wally: This place is hella sketch.

Artemis: That's Gotham, baby!

Dick: KF, check if the floor is stable before hand, that could've folded under you.

Wally: Oh shit, thanks

Artemis: Let's check upstairs. Rob, the flashlight!

-

You could feel the air tighten as Bruce realised what they were watching. After the 'TikTok incident', Richard had been grounded for two weeks, this was a repeat offence, maybe a month this time? Dick clearly did not learn his lesson the first time

 -

*The three creep up the less-worn side of the stairs* 

Artemis:dibs on the right-side door. Rob, you can take the haunted looking bathroom.

Dick: NO! What if there's a corpse in there or something

Artemis: Scared?

Dick: NO!

Artemis: Sweet. If there's a corpse, holler so we can all see

-

"Does she want to be traumatized?" Ollie asked, already knowing the answer (She was already traumatized from different things).

"This is in Gotham." Bruce stated. "This looks like a drug house, Robin should know better."

"He's thirteen." Dianah argued; it's not like They'd been reasonable when they were children.

-

Artemis: Guys!

Wally: What?

Artemis: This is such a fucking horror movie!

*The boys enter and we see a dirty matress and multiple used condoms and hypodermic needles*

Wally: ...At least they used protection. 

Dick: yeah

Wally: Pretty considerate to be honest

Dick: Good point, they clearly planned to have safe sex in advance

Wally: Do you think people are intentionally losing it here...?

-

"They're very naive." Arthur observed. 

"I'm surprised that none of them have considered the obvious."

"Why are they so innocent?" Barry cried. "Things like this makes it feels cruel to let Wally by Kid Flash."

"Literally juvinile." Oliver added

-

*The kids have moved to the next room*

Dick: this must be where they keep fires!

Artemis: or where they burn the bodies during religious sacrifices

Dick:*nervously* that's not funny, Arty!

Artemis:it is kinda.

*suddely, there's a sound from downstairs*

Wally: shit, did you...

Dick:we need to go.

*cut to the three sitting inside a DQ, lookinga little scuffed up*

Wally: we're inside Dairy Queen because we were almost stabbed by a drug dealer.

Artemis:just another day in Gotham

-

The guardians of the three in the video sprung into protectiveness. How did their kids do this? They could've been killed, and they didn't even tell anyone where they were! God knows what could've happed to them!

"They better have brought their phones..."

-

Artemis: Melissa Knudson on instagram said that our next challenge vlog should be a Nerf war... As a sharpshooter, this makes me very happy. Hey! Ms. M, are you excited?

M'gann: Yes! I've never shot one of these... but it seems pretty intuitive.

Artemis: Nice, nice. Hey, Speedy!

Roy: you deserve broken earbuds.

Artemis: Are you excited?

Roy: Your little club is a handful -no- six handfuls, and that's WITHOUT firearms. So, no. I'm not excited to babysit half a dozen kids with Nerf guns

Artemis:*snorts* Okay BOOMER

-

"That seems about right." Ollie nodded, he knew his kids.

"are we all agreed that this won't end well?" Barry asked.

"Yes."

"Oh, absolutely."

"One-hundred percent."

"Totally."

-

Kaldur: after some consideration, teams will be divided so; Kid Flash, Ms. Martian, Artemis, facing off against Superboy, Robin, and myself. Red Arrow, will you do us the honor of playing umpire?

Roy:*Swigs his drink* Whatever. 

Kaldur: Grab a weapon, A flag, and a camera. There will be a three minute grace period.

*The team races to the pile of weapons and begin fighting over them. Artemis manages to get her hands on a Nerf Crossbow*

Wally: GO! GO! Arty! Ms. M!

*Artemis also snatches up one flag (Tee-shirt), and a go pro*

Artemis: Team Green Head out!

*The other three claim the Blue "Flag", and a camera and sprint off to set up base*

-

"They take this awfully seriously.." Arthur observed, not unhappy to see Kaldur involving with the team.

"As they should." Ollie commented. "At least they aren't breaking and entering."

-

*Green team's camera*

Artemis: So you've got me: a sharpshooter, KF: sonic the hedgehog, and Ms. M: she's never shot before, but she can fly AND camouflage!

M'gann: Where should we hide the flag?

Wally: Somewhere high up.

Artemis: Tie it to the light fixture so they can't reach it!

*Other team's camera*

Dick: I hereby name us TEAM STRATEGY! 

Conner: Are you done hiding the flag?

Dick: yeah, Aqualad hid it. It's sticking out of the slow cooker in the kitchen

Kaldur: What should be done next, team leader?

*Dick's whole face lights up in excitement*

-

"That's really nice." Dianah observed, she knew how Robin felt about the idea of leading the team.

-

Dick: Oh, I- I dunno... um, who will be offence? We'll need someone to guard a fake spot to throw them off, and two people to charge the Green Team... so, Who's doing that?

Conner: you tell us.

Dick:*Giddy with excitement, but also pressure* Okay, uhh... SB, you be defence -sorry!

Conner: (Confused) No, it's okay.

Dick: Okay, Me and Aqualad will storm the others, and we swap rolls every fifteen minutes or so. *Nervously, turning to Kaldur* Was that good?

-

Bruce frankly wished his kid was more confident in his leading, but there was a reason Robin wasn't leading the team. He did agree that iot was clever of Kaldur to offer him an oppertunity to learn.

-

*Team Green's Camera*

Artemis: Grace period is nearly up, Here's the idea: Ms. M stays here, Camouflaged, while KF runs around trying to find their flag, and I cover him.

Roy:*Off screen, several rooms over* GRACE PERIOD IS OVER. FIGHT!

Wally: Let's go!

*He sets down the camera, filming M'gann. She levitates up to the light fixture and camoflages against the ceiling, next to the flag*

*other Camera*

Dick: You can't see me, I've attached the go pro to my chest. Let's get some action shots. You ready, Aqualad?

Kaldur: Let's go.

-

The next few minutes of the video were... intense. Robin, Artemis, and even Kaldur was pretty competent with the toy weapons. 

"I've never seen Wally work this well." Barry confessed. "Is this just me? They work so well when they aren't actually working?"

To his surprise, they ALL agreed.

About three minutes later things started to get interesting.

-

Dick: What the... *pans camera up to the ceiling to show the green flag* They tied it to the fucking ceiling!

*Dick tries to climb a stack of chairs and suddenly the camera starts shaking. Dick and M'gann are both yelling. M'gann had snatched him into the air*

-

"That was a basic trap, he should have recognised it" Bruce said scornfully.

-

*Other Camera. You can see M'gann struggling to hold him still, nearly dropping her weapon*

Dick: I found THE FLAG! TEAM STRATOGY! AQUALAD! IT'S IN THE CORNER OF THE MAIN ROOM! TIED TO THE LIGHT-

*M'gann finally manages to shoot him. She gently lowers him to the floor*

M'gann: Back to your base!

Dick: You'll pay for this!

M'gann: Sorry, I already spent all my money on bubble tea!

*M'gann camofages again and Dick storms out. Other Cam, Dick passes Roy*

Roy: Shot

Dick: Yeah...

Roy: Nice going, team leader. Get back to your side

-

"UNCALLED FOR" Oliver pointed out.

The league watched  on as the game continued, genuinely enthralled. They nearly forgot to be angry. Throughout the next few minutes they watched Artemis ransack the area for the flag, Dick  trade places with Conner, and Kaldur accidently shoot Wally in the eye and pause the game to profusely apologize.

-

Dick: any luck?

Conner:*runs in, Nerf rifel in hand* Aqualad distracted her. *He pulls out the flag*

Dick: I guess that is why he's the team leader...

Conner I guess. But, You did good.

Dick: Thanks...

-

"Character Developement!" Barry exclaimed. "He picked up on an emotion, that's good."

"It's something." Bruce responded. Conner had good intentions encouraging Dick, but the boy did not do well as his team's leader.

-

Conner: Call it.

Dick: Red Arrow! We won! We have both flags!

Roy*offscreen* Fuck's sake... Team Strategy wins!

*The game (and video) ends swiftly*

-

The league snaps back into life.

"There's a lot of content on here..." Arthur admitted, curious about the content.

"Too much." Bruce agreed.

They indulged in one last video... a short video clip filmed late at night, after a mission.

- 

*Kaldur in filming, quietly salking towards... something. As he gets closer, he pans up. The team is  asleep, practically in a pile on M'gann's bed. They're all in comfort clothing, and their eyes were blurred out in post. The team leader paces slightly so you can see more clearly. Conner lays flat, M'gann curled against him, Artemis sleeps in weird contorted positions, Wally Has half off the bed, and nearly everyone was holding onto Robin in some way. Kaldur paces into the lit hallway again, muttering just loud enough for the camera;*

Kaldur: They save the world, they deserve it.

-

"That's incredible." 

Even Brice had to admit that it was one good thing to come from the youtube channel, even though it had it's flaws.

"The only good thing to come out of this?" Barry asked. "I want to watch their mini series'!"

-Which sounds better? Comment to vote-

1)Team de-ages

2) team meets Dick Greyson