I woke up with a massive head ache and heavy eyes, everything was blurry from just waking up and I could barley make out what everyone was saying only muffled words. I groaned trying to wrestle with the ties behind my hands, I was seated at chair... in the middle of a grimy rusted gross room, I could smell the mold and metallic water basically. As I eased up I could make out a voice that was right beside me, a frantic panicking voice. "Oh fuck oh jeeze! My parents are gonna kill me!" I turned to my side and saw that it was Jon, of course it was. He kept going off about how much trouble he will be in and how his life will be over but I blocked out his voice and scooped out the room. It was just Jon and I here, fuck the joker is probably gonna walk in any second since I just woke up.

Jon's voice got more bitchy and annoying by the second so I snapped "Jon will you shut the fuck up! Please!" My head was getting worst by the second listening to his tone. Fuck... speaking of parents it could be past three. Jon looked straight forward and started breathing heavily and looking around. He is making a fool out of himself...

All of a sudden a door across us opened, and there it was the joker and two of his ugly ass guards. I wasn't worried for shit, if I really wanted to escape I could with a breeze. "Hello! I'm sure you've been waiting for me the man of the hour" he did a little wave with his hand and courtesy towards us. I darted a agitative look towards the clown basically cut the crap look.
"Well your probably wondering why I brought you here and-" he broke out with laughter and covered his mouth trying to drown out the noise "- oh my god my bad! I must apologize for my rude laugh... I honestly just brought you here because I wanted to! Silly I know right! I just couldn't risk someone listening to our convos" he continued to laugh and bent over placing his hands on his hand and then wiping a tear away.

The sounds of Jon hyperventilating and the sound of this rip off jig saw filled the room and god it was chaotic and annoying. Of course he brought us here for no reason, a brain game he wanted to play today. "T-then why are we t-tied up?" Jon didn't look up from the floor in the same mood he was in when I woke up.

"Um... good point, but it's not like I can just let a trained little ninja and a alien run around my warehouse can I? I didn't even put that much kryptonite you should be fine" I looked over and Jon and noticed his arms were duct taped with kryptonite between his hands, no wonder he was so sweaty and panicky. Joker did another signal node to one his guards and they brought up the same type of chair we were on right by him so he can sit down and face us. He placed his hand under his chin and looked at us. "Like I was saying before I need help from you guys-"

"The hell would we help you?" I cut him off and looked at him disgustingly, Jon probably doesn't want anything to do with the whole joker villain thing, that was kind of a Batman thing and I would not hear the end of it from him.

"Because you need me! Let me finish and explain the... favour..." he brushed his hand through his hair, licked his lips, shook his body and adjusted into a more comfortable position in the chair. "Look my girl and I have been having some... problems she hasn't been herself lately, running around with the wrong crowd, messing with business she shouldn't be messing with you get the just of it. I need you guys to capture her and bring her too me and In return I'll tell you where some of the most elite villains are camping out and where half of Gotham's drug houses are, sounds like a pretty good deal if you ask me" he laughed to himself. I shook my head, he gave us basically no good context.

"Why us and w-why do you want Harley?" Jon spoke before I could question him still rattled up. Joker moved closer toward Jon and smiles right at him. Jon gulped and moved as back as he could.

"How do I put this? She has grown a bit of a fan of your little superson duo you have going on here... something about how adorable it is. She trust you basically and you could easily reach her, she's been trying to be better, trying to be more of a... hero-" he broke out in laughter again, tears started to swell in his eyes "- sorry! Sorry, just too fun! Anyways you could lure her in with a job even make up something, say like a bunch of drug dealers kidnapped a kid and just bring her here, whatever you guys go fight and save" he slouched down and darted his eyes between Jon and I waiting for a response.

"And if we say no?"  I spoke angry, I mean the tips to the warehouses and the drug houses would be really really useful but it's nothin I can't push and find out myself, there has to be a downside something he is gonna hold against us.

"Well let's just say Jon has very reachable, vulnerable school friends that aren't very strong. I mean I could literally just walk right into his school and no one would stop me! How crazy is that? And I'm sure your father... Jon... won't be very happy knowing I found out who you are.." Jon cursing again and saying how much trouble he was gonna be in. Fuck that isn't fair, Jon makes himself so easy to target... as much as I disagree with him he doesn't deserve that, that stress that something bad will happen to his friends. I glanced at the two guards behind joker, I was gonna worry that they will leak our info and who we are but they seem to under control and brain dead to give a rats ass.

"Alright, we will do it. Give us 10 days and we will have it done" I looked defeated as I spoke. I just made a deal with the joker, this is the lowest I've ever been in my life, letting someone take advantage of me like this... can't believe I'm doing this for Jon, this is why I can't have people close to me, this will be seen as a weak spot to people targeting me.

Joker placed a huge grin on his face and clapped his hand getting up from his chair "And that's a deal! I'll see you boys very soon" and just like that the sharp pain we felt happened once again, and the world slowly drifted away.

A/N
I'm gonna be editing chapter for a day or two so here's a double upload to make up for it :)