this is kinda dumb but cbgiggles writing got me thinking

I made an ooc hc that Florida has gone to college at some point

this is kind of adding onto that

anyway Florida gets way too attached to fictional characters so here we go

also spoiler warning for a series of unfortunate events

warning for mentions of death

District: [did you skip over the main characters name the whole time?]
Florida, who didn't know how to pronounce it: [rattling noise]
Florida: You hear that homegirl? that's the sound of my little pea brain rattling around in my fucking skull, I'm dumb as shit

District, after listening to Florida's 3 hour rant about how Montgomery Montgomery is his father: Oh no yeah for sure yeah I-I totally get it
District, internally: he did not "get it", in fact, he had absolutely no fucking clue what was going on

Monty's death: you said forever now I drive alone past your street
Florida: oh my god I just cried the entire time I was in the shower it can't get worse than this, it's so downhill for me
[Kit and Dewey die]
Florida: oh-

This is short but I couldn't get it out of my head lol