quotes but it's Florida's past partners

small clarifications:

Michael- he/they, gray ace

Matthew- ace

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Leo: See, Matthew has this weakness. He likes you
Florida:
Florida:
Florida: omg
Florida: are you serious
Florida: what were his exact words
Florida: Leo this is very important
Florida: does he like me or does he LIKE like me

Florida: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Leo: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Jerry: Tackle him.
Tom: Dump him.
Seb: Kick him in the shin.
Matthew: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Florida: Matthew, you ever see something that changes your whole life?
Matthew: I saw you!
Florida: You know that's really sweet but it also makes this very awkward because I was just gonna show you a picture Jerry drew of Leo as a chicken.

Florida: Babe, babe, do the thing!
Matthew: [genuinely smiles]
Florida, breathlessly: Oh my god...

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Florida: I demand cuddles
Clarence: you were, like, 5 hours away??
Florida: Distance cannot stop the need for cuddles

Florida: Why are you always so positive?
Clarence: You got to find joy in the small things!
Clarence picking Florida up: Ahhh! Pure bliss!

Clarence: and what do we say when our actions upset someone else?
Florida: hoes mad
Clarence: no

Clarence: Making my way downtown
Clarence: Walking fast
Clarence: ...
Clarence: ...
Clarence: Walking a bit slower so my steps match with Florida because he's short.

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Mike: I will fight the next person who insults my partner
Florida: I hate myself
Mike: Alright dollface, square up

Mike: Florida sometimes talks in his sleep.... it's adorable...
Florida, sleeping: fight me... You motherfucker... square up... I think the fuck not

Mike: God, you're SO clingy
Florida: You came into my bed??

Florida: just let me take you TO THE HOSPITAL
Mike: oh, I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it, pretty boy.

Mike: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Mass: Are you okay???
Mike: Florida stole my fucking french fries.

Florida : truth or dare?
Mike: truth
Florida: i dare you to kiss me
Mike, leaning in for a kiss: you better believe i'm not here to lose
Mass:
Mass: what the fack he didn't even choose dare

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Florida: [does something stupid]
Maria: what an absolute fucking idiot
Maria: Can't believe I'd die for him

New York: Maria will never agree to this plan.
Florida: Sure she will.
California: She already refused three times.
Florida: Okay watch a master at work.
Florida, turning to Maria with puppy dog eyes: Can we-
Maria: Yes.

Maria: You're annoying
Florida: Then stop holding my hand
Maria: No

Florida: Can I ask you a dumb question?
Maria: Better than anyone I know

Florida, throwing his head into Maria's lap and looking up: Maria, tell me I'm pretty.
Maria, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Maria: look, we're under the mistletoe. You know what that means
Florida: Maria, that isn't mistletoe
[later that night]
Florida: [waking up at 3 am] oh my god, she was flirting with me

California: Are you sure you aren't dating Maria?
Florida: If I am, I certainly wasn't informed of it.
California: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.

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