Another crack ship? It's more likely than you think

Oregon: I'm texting Florida. I'm gonna ask him to dinner. How should I text it?
Oregon: "Let's get dinner" or "Do you wanna get dinner?"
Washington: Go with "Let's get dinner" so you're like assertive and confident
Oregon: For sure
Washington: Actually, no. Now you sound a little aggressive. Cuz you don't wanna be the guy that's like, "LETS GET DINNER" like you're some sort of caveman.
Oregon: You're supposed to ask him to dinner, not tell him to dinner
California: Just say, "do you wanna get dinner?"
Oregon: Perfect
California: Actually, wait- now you sound kinda like a pussy
Oregon: This is tough

Oregon: When I first met you I thought you were a real bitch
Florida: What changed your mind?
Oregon: Oh, I still think you're a bitch, I've just... grown to like that about you

Florida after being insulted: I'm gonna start a fight
Texas: They have the height advantage
Oregon: [passes him a hardcover textbook and nods]
Florida: yeah but their kneecaps don't

Florida: I keep seeing that trend where you call your partner by their first name to see how they react
Florida: And it's stupid. What were you calling them before?
Florida, mockingly: my sweet little baby- 
Florida: no don't do that
Florida: They aren't a dog, watch this
Florida, walking into another room: Hey, Oregon
Oregon: Oregon? You never call me Oregon
Florida, walking out: Jesus fucking Christ

Claire: Wait, which one's the bi guy?
Gov: Oh, him? [points at Florida]
Oregon: [nudges him and whispers] they're talking about you
Florida: What? No, I'm queer
Oregon: [facepalms] look at your shirt
Florida, wearing a "bye" shirt: oh

Florida: I love you so much!!
Oregon: I love you! 
Florida: Have a good day!! 
Oregon: Have a great day!
Florida: I love you!!!
Oregon: I LOVE YOU TOO!
Florida: I love you!!!
Oregon: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!
Florida: [barely understandable screeching] I LOVE YOU!!!

Florida: [peacefully eating a cinnamon roll]
Oregon: [whispers] cannibilism 
Florida: [confused chewing noises]

Louisiana, when they came out: What? I don't believe it-
Louisiana: Kidding
Louisiana: it's just as I expected

Florida: [laying on the floor]
Oregon: You good?
Florida: my ice cube didn't fit in my glass
Oregon: So?
Florida: So I'm waiting for it to melt
Florida: I don't think I'm cut out to be a person
Oregon: [lays down next to him] it'll melt soon 

Florida: Do you want some serotonin?
Oregon: Sure
Florida: [hands him a dopamine shaped light]
Florida: oh fuck wait that's dopamine 
Oregon: [wheeze]

Florida: if my brain was a person they would be so dumb
Florida: oh my god wait I am my brain
Oregon: at least you were right

Oregon: [singing] Sweet Caroline
Florida: [screaming] BAH BAH BAH

 Florida: Just be direct with me, I don't get hints-
Oregon: I love you
Florida: HA! Nice try, I'm not falling for that!

Oregon: Oh yeah, aren't you and Louisiana dating?
Florida: [internally] I love you
Florida: No, I'm uh in love with someone else
Oregon: Oh, they're really lucky then :)
Florida: Yeah...lucky