Leo, being the favorite and getting away with everything: I'm everything you always wanted to be

The main 5, about DC: HOW IS HE SO FUCKING HOT
The main 5: AND RESPECTFULLL
The main 5: oh my god
The main 5: THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM

Florida, starting therapy: Is it... terrifying?
Jerry, encouraging him: No, I don't think so. It's the way it is, y'know? Everything must come to an end, the drip finally stops.
Florida: See you on the other side
Jerry: Oh, Bojack, no, there is no other side. This is it.

Leo, watching Florida act chaotic: They will tear each other into pieces
Jerry, used to it: Jesus chirst, this will be fun!

Florida, DC, and California, saying fuck you to gender norms: Actually
Florida, DC, and California: The fact that is pisses you off is a large part of the appeal

Georgia: aha where is that kids parents- oh! It's me!
Georgia: It's me, I'm the parent
Georgia: Hey! Come here- stop that-

Florida, when his parnters are being insulted: Change the subject

Jerry: So what did I miss
Florida, starting to process things: I'm super dead
Jerry: My god

Jerry, telling Florida to go to therapy: But it's good for you, good for your soul
Florida, because his trauma ruined the thought of therapy: Oh please, I have no soul

Florida, dealing with toxic masculinity: I guess I'm just too tough to cry
Florida, breaking down sobbing the second he's alone: I'm headed straight for the floor

DC, being self deprecating: "I'm not enough but I'm taking better care of myself-" that is legit the same tub o ware I give my five year old daughter for school everyday-
His partners: What are you saying?
His partners: Say- say it again
DC: "I'm not enough but I'm taking better care of myself" tub o ware?
His partners: Say it again, slow
DC: "I'm not enough but I'm taking better care of myself" tub o ware
His partners: Slow very slow, say- say the first syllable
DC: "I'm not enough" tub
His partners: wrong

Spain raising Florida: that is cooking beautifully and I can't fail at a burger
Spain: how can you possibly fail at a burger?
Spain: do I want tomatoes or cucumber
Florida, being queer, mentally ill, and neurodivergent: [explosion]
Spain: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED-

Florida:
Spain:
Florida, meeting Matthew:
Spain: No! Don't make it gay!

Florida, trying to test the waters: hahaha nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys
Florida: "Why? Are you gay?" wAH

Florida & Louisiana: our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond
Florida & Louisiana:
Florida & Louisiana: because we're gay

DC, starting the meetings: she has the most beautiful blue eyes
DC: [catches feelings]
DC: AH
DC, continuing the meetings anyway: blue eyes cryin in the rain