Mass, walking in: Are you crying? Is everything okay?
Texas, because Florida's being wholesome: I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to angels
Florida: How can you live if you're allergic to yourself?
Texas: [wheezes]

New York: I won't stop until I got California as my boy!
Louisiana: Well good luck with that, 'cause he's my boy!
Gov: Wait just a second now, he told me he was MY boy!
Texas: That's funny, 'cause he told ME the same thing!
California: What's all the commotion?
Louisiana: California! Who's boy are you?
California: Uh... Florida's.
Florida: YES!

California: wow i wish i really had some food
Texas:
California: WOW I WISH SOMEONE COULD GET ME SOME FOOD
Texas:
California: WOW I WISH-
Texas: WHY WOULD I GET YOU FOOD WHEN YOU CAN GET IT YOURSELF
California: because you love me
Texas: damn it  

Florida: So today I bought a telescope to look at the world with!
Mass: ...Can't you just look around?
Florida: nonono, I'll show you
Florida: [aims the telescope at Mass] see?
Mass:[trying to hide his blush]

Florida: I think I lost one of my favorite tops-
California: Mass is at the store
New York: Texas is in his room
Florida:
Gov: [sighs] you left your shirt in the bathroom

Florida: ow quick smackin' my butt
Louisiana: I'll smack your butt all I want

California: I just want someone to take me out
Florida: With a sniper or on a date?
California: Surprise me

California: I'm just throwin my opinion out there
Florida: [slaps opinion out of the air] not in my house

Florida: I felt nothing down there
Old DC: I felt fear
Florida: To be fair, I feel nothing everywhere we go
Old DC: but I feel fear everywhere

Florida: It costs $400 to see a therapist
Florida: But it's free to just tell yourself, "it be like that sometimes"
Louisiana: What? No-

Old DC: Several bad choices have led me to this moment
Florida: (singing "Mama Mia" unintelligibly)

Old DC: [panicking]
Florida: I got some peanuts

Florida: write "nothing is set in stone" on my grave as both a witty and a subtle warning that I'll be back