this is stupid

I've been kind of getting back into my fnaf/httyd phases and I want to do some crossovers so :P

(Also these are based on personal headcanons/aus so they might seem ooc to some

also! no dead kids)

Florida- UCN

Freddy: What is all of this, Mangle?
Mangle: Chaos

Foxy: Florida, are you here? 
Florida: [raises hand]
Foxy: Didn't recognize you with your hat off. Bonnie, are you here?
Bonnie: [raises hand]
Foxy: Ah. I didn't recognize you with your mouth shut

Florida: You gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out, I can make mittens-
Bonnie: Wait, what was that middle one?
Foxy: He can make a hat.

Florida: Am I in trouble?
Freddy: Take a guess
Florida: No?
Freddy: Take another guess

Bonnie, trying to practice pick-up lines: Are you a theif because you stole my-
Florida: I'll give your wallet back, I'm sorry.
Bonnie: ....heart, what the fuck-

Freddy: What did you guys do?
Bonnie: don't look at me! HE'S the one who stabbed me!
Freddy: Foxy, why would you stab him?
Foxy: He made me!
Freddy: how did Bonnie MAKE you stab him?
Foxy: He made a stupid face, then said, "what are you gonna do? stab me?"
Freddy: that's not—
Florida: No, he has a point.

Freddy: The power went out
Freddy: This is fine I can-
Florida: Wait, no, I got this!
Florida: [shakes violently and starts to illuminate]
Florida: I swallowed glow sticks!!
Freddy, a concerned parent: wHY WOULD YOU-

Chica: I have bad news
Freddy, having a good day: There is no such thing as bad news, Chica
Chica: Scraptrap pushed Florida out of the vent
Freddy, no longer having a good day: that IS bad news

Florida: Everybody has a bad friend that teaches you a few things. Like how to smoke, how to pick pocket, how to steal a car...
Freddy: Which friend was this?
Florida, watching Mangle steal Pigpatch's banjo: I am the friend.

Lefty, to Florida and Mangle: You guys are idiots, did you know that?
Florida: In our defense, we actually did know that.

Old man consequences, to Florida: Would you stop making friends with the bad guys?

DC- fnaf 1

DC: Excuse me, who's in charge here?
Freddy, tired: Usually who ever yells the loudest

Foxy: I have no friends
DC: I can be your friend!!
Foxy:
Foxy: I have one friend

Foxy: Who the fuck-
Freddy, gesturing to DC: Language
Foxy: Whom the fuck-
Freddy: no

Cali- Pizzeria sim

Cali: I've only had Helpy for a day and a half
Cali: But if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

California: I'm very upset and there's nothing that can make me feel better!
Lefty:
California: No, don't-
Lefty: [takes Helpy out of his stomach capsule]
Helpy: Hello!! 
California, fighting a smile: Fuck!

Puppet: I'll fight anyone
California: Even your friends?
Puppet: Yeah, and then I'll fight myself
Puppet: Cause I'll fight anyone that hurts my pals

Lefty: How are you doing?
California: I'm probably going to be sad for the rest of my life
California: But other than that I'm fine