Washington: I need you to swear-
Florida: Fuck
Washington:
Washington: I meant like... promise

Washington, texting Florida at 3am: If a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it
Florida: "I chlorofeel you man"

Florida, holding a door open for California: After you.
California: No, after you.
Florida: I insist, after you.
Washington, pushing past both of them: After me.

Florida: I got arrested because I was too cool.
Washington: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

Washington: Do you like enemies to lovers because you think it's an interesting dynamic or do you like it because you see yourself as unloveable and unworthy of love so you enjoy the thought of someone seeing the worst of you and falling in love with you anyway
Florida:
Florida: It's too early for you to call me out leave me alone

Washington: Florida, you have to go! Come out!
Florida: I'm queer!
Washington: Not what I meant but I support you!

Florida: Do you want to hear a joke?
Washington: No
Florida: Yes, you do. Okay, here it goes...