Some family quotes

Government fam and Kentucky headcanons from cbgiggles

Dave, with Florida's parents: Hey panini head!
Dave, with Florida: So I'm not leaving until you laugh

Dave calling Florida buddy and kid

Florida: I can explain
Dave: can you?
Florida: if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie

Dave: Florida...
Florida: oh no, "Florida" in b flat
Florida: you're disappointed

DC: can I have some candy?
Georgia: What did Kentucky say?
DC: no
Georgia: So why would I let you?
DC: because he isn't the boss of you
Georgia:
Georgia, internally: it's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap-

Small DC: there's a monster under the bed!
Small Gov: Listen, I appreciate your confidence in me but if there's a monster under there, it's gonna kill us both.

IDC, holding a mop: Georgia, what would you say this is?
Georgia: a mop?
IDC, turning to DC: Tell him what you said it was. Go on.
DC:
DC: wet broom

Kentucky: Hey, I packed your lunch
DC: I'm an adult, you don't have to-
Kentucky: I put two Fruit Roll-Ups in there
DC: aww yesss

DC finding out about gushers

DC: Make no mistake, not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
IDC: But are you shuffling?
DC: Everyday.
Kentucky: What language are you two speaking??

Florida's dad, when he was younger: Florida got in another fight today
Dave: Oh no, that's terrible!
Dave: ...Did he win?