It was a typical Saturday night, you and Levi were simply sitting on your couch, doing nothing.

Suddenly, Levi shot up from the couch and said,

"We need to go to the Zoo. NOW." You looked at him in confusion but agreed.

Soon enough you were at the Zoo. Levi rushed you to the peacock exhibit and said,

"I'm going to sneak in there and steal a peacock." You widened your eyes and whispered,

"What the hell, no!" Levi didn't hear you though, and snuck into the exhibit.

Somehow, he had caught a peacock. He grabbed it and ran. You quickly ran after him and once you both got into the car, you yelled,

"What arE YOU DOING?!"

"I want to make love to this peacock."

"LEVI WHAT THE F-"

"Shh." Levi slowly pulled out his dick and inserted it into the peacock's vagina. Instantly, the peacock got pregnant and gave birth to Levi/peacock hybrids. It had regular human heads that were identical to Levi, but peacock bodies. Your jaw hung open as all the craziness happened in front of you.

Levi hugged the peacock he had impregnated and whispered,

"We are one, peacock."

The End.