Choosing pizza to order is a science in my house

So you first find the best place to order from using reviews (GEEZ JUST GET DOMINO'S OR STH, i know, i know) but choose the same one you always go for anyway.
Then you look through all the deals and decide which one is most suitable.
Then try and manipulate what they always have to fit what you want.
And then decide (this takes the longest) whether you're getting it delivered or picking it up yourself.

WHY CAN'T WE JUST ORDER PIZZA AND EAT IT
IM HUNGRY
AND I WANT PIZZA