Boyfriend: You want to go out on a date?

Swimmer: Sure!

Boyfriend: Monday?

Swimmer: Sorry I have swim practice.

Boyfriend: Tuesday?

Swimmer: Swim.

Boyfriend: Wednesday?

Swimmer: Swim.

Boyfriend: Thursday?

Swimmer: Swim.

Boyfriend: Friday?

Swimmer: SWIM!!

Boyfriend: Saturday?

Swimmer: SSSWWWIIIMMM!!!

Boyfriend: Don't worry I won't even ask about the last one. :|

Swimmer: Well why not I have a swim meeting at night were I hang out with people on the team. :)