(Thinking about my crush)

Me: oh my gosh he is so cute and I just LOVE his personality I mean that personality is sparkling like OH HE JUST LOOKED AT ME WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED AND HAVE TWELVE CHILDREN AND NAME THEM ALL BERT TO AVOID CONFUSION

Him: *gets a haircut*

Me: you know I feel like I've sort of been imagining things between us that aren't there and-