( author's note: Some of these ideas I got from the 2009 Sherlock Holmes movies so not all of these are from the BBC version. Also there will be spoilers from season four in this chapter so if you haven't seen it and don't want any spoilers you should probably wait to read until you watch it. )

- You loved /hated the new season.

- You txt behind your back.

- When you leave you put a balloon in your place.

- You correct people's grammar.

( For an example: "Hey, you've got to help me Mr. Holmes! Everyone else says you're the best. Without you... I'll get hung for this." " No, no, not at all Mr. Bewick, Not at all. Hanged, yes." )

- You tame flies using your musical instrument. ( 2009)

- You drink stuff made for embalming and eye surgery. ( 2009)