. Your favorite word is "inconceivable!"

. when someone besides you says inconceivable you reply with
"You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means."

. Instead of saying I love you you say " As you wish."

. you think you are the dread pirate Roberts

. You're always on the lookout for R.O.U.S. ( rodents of unusual size), The Six Fingered Man, and of course Prince Humperdinck

. You forbid the speaking of the name Humperdinck

. chocolate makes everything go down easier

. When you don't want to give up the car keys you say
" What keys?" if they still insist on you giving them the keys you rely with " Oh, you mean these keys."

. You can quote the book and movie from the beginning to the end and even act out the scenes

. You rhyme a lot

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