You know you are a Moonwalker when you get hype, laugh and get angry as fuck when listening to Dirty Diana.

Hype- I mean c'mon it's Michael Jackson.

Laugh- You remember on how Princess Diana asked Michael for the song at his concert.

Angry- I mean c'mon, Mike is talking about a slut from the side of the road and his baby (you/me OBVIOUSLY) is listening to the story of the whole thing.