You know you are a Moonwalker when you get BEYOND mad, irritated, the verge of blowing up when someone asks, not when but WHO looks better. White or Black Michael.

*sucks teeth* What the hell are you trying to ask me bi-otch??? Because last time I checked *looks at wristwatch* he's B...L...to the mutha effing...A...C...K! BLACK! And I love my BLACK Michael okaiy?

So chill