You know you are a Moonwalker when you get a little irritated when you tell someone you're a Moonwalker and they just assume you have no social life outside of MJ.

A/N: Look people who are not Moonwalkers but were still curious enough to look in this book, yes we love Michael with all our hearts but he is practically our "second life". *motivational music comes on* Yes we do have friends who are not Moonwalkers, yes we stalk other celebrities other than Michael and his family, yes we do listen to other artists' songs. Yes we are dedicated to him but we are just another fandom, just more advanced I guess. More of a family, we are more like cousins than friends.

Plus what do you care???

You better go make yourself some green tea and sip it slowly because it ain't none of your BUSINESS!

*drops mic*