You know you are a Moonwalker when you despise LMP.

If you were a Moonwalker, you would know what that meant.

Yup you guessed it!!! *in a very perky cheerleader voice (no offense to those who are cheerleaders, I was one myself)* It's Lisa Slut Motherfucking Marie Bitch Presley!!!

See that little desperate ass whore in the pic next to Mikey Boo?
That's the slut.